Wednesday, January 19, 2011


From: 2011 COMPERCENTION FROM UNITED NATIONS [] ( What the hell is compercention? )Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 10:58 AM
Subject: United Nations Assisted Programs ( They need a spelling assistance program )

(registerd090 was so proud of his handiwork he sent it twice )

Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 11:03 AM
Subject: United Nations Assisted Programs

United Nations Assisted Program
Directorate of International Payment
United Nations Liaison Office - Africa
( Africa, don't often hear from Africa and then bang, twice in five minutes )
Fund Beneficiary:

This email is to notify you about the release of your outstanding payment which is truly $8.7 million.
( Truly, Truly? ) The Federal Government scheduled a time frame to settle all foreign debts which includes contract/Inheritance/Gambling/Lottery (Sponsored by Microsoft and UK National Lottery ( I think they're reading each other's mail over there in Africa ) ) and other international loans ( Pretty much covers everything ) . News had it that over the past, numerous individual(s) who happen to be impostors (claiming to be individuals, banks and organizations) ( unlike us claiming to be the United Nations ) are claiming to release numerous sums of fund via numerous ways ( No! Unscrupulous individuals on the Internet? Never! ) .

You have two options to receive your payment which is either a Pin Based ATM card or Certified Cashiers Check
( I think check. $8.7 million on an ATM card? Even if they let you take $1000 a day from the ATM, you're looking at almost 24 years before you get it all )

You are advised to select one out of the two options on how you wish to receive your $8.7 million. Your ATM card or Check/Bank Draft will be shipped via FedEx Shipping Company and would get to you within 2 to 3 working days at most
( You could mail a check, Fedex is overkill )

( No, you're sending me money remember?  ):

The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $125.99 ( I don't want the ATM card. I want a check. And how big is this ATM card that it costs $125 to ship? )
but because Fedex have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping as stated on their website:

We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping ( Bulk shipping, it's an ATM card, it'll fit in a wallet ) which makes the fees reduce from the actual $125.99 to $96.99 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort ( Oh, goody. A bargain ) ! You are advised to contact the dispatch officer responsible for the shipping of your Check or ATM card with the following information for shipping of your payment Check or ATM card.

And provide him with the following information:

FedEx Dispatching Officer: Mr James Brown
Email: ( Does the UN not have an IT department. They always seem to rely on third party email )
DIRECT LINE:+2347033853259

Your full Name...
Your Address:................
Home/Cell Phone:....................
Preferred Payment Method (Check or ATM):..................

The dispatch officer will provide you with instructions on how you are to make payment of the $96.99 only for the shipping of your ATM card or Cashiers Check.

Remember that you are not paying any fees extra no matter what.. Once again note that the actual Fedex Retail Price: $125.99 Your Price (Because of our contract signed):$96.99 ($29.00 Savings!)
( Such a deal! )


Amb. Mr James Brown
( I thought he was the Godfather of Soul, not to mention dead )
UN Envoy (Africa Region)

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