Must be the other THORGRIMSON ROBERT

Subject: FROM BARR.NELSON MOMOH,CAREFULLY READ THE ATTACH BELOW
From: BARR.NELSON MOMOH  [nelson55355@mail.com]
To:

 ATTENTION DEAR, ( A bit familiar don't you think? )


I AM BARR. NELSON MOMOH THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO THE LATE MR. THORGRIMSON ROBERT ( I knew a Robert Thorgrimson once ) AN AMERICAN NATIONAL, MR. THORGRIMSON ROBERT WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH OIL COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA ( No, wrong one, The Robert Thorgrimson I knew was a lawyer in Seattle ) ; I WISH TO KNOW IF WE CAN WORK TOGETHER. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY DECEASED CLIENT WHO MADE SOME DEPOSITS AMOUNTING $15.6M USD IN A BANK HERE IN NIGERIA, LATE MR.
THORGRIMSON ROBERT, 70, OF FAIRBANKS, ALASKA WHO DIED ON JANUARY 31 ABOARD ALASKA AIRLINES FLIGHT 261, ( Small world, the Robert Thorgrimson I knew was on that same plane, I wonder if they talked about the strange coincidence of their names? )  HE DIED WITHOUT ANY REGISTERED NEXT OF KIN AND AS SUCH, THE FUNDS NOW HAVE AN OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE.


KINDLY VERIFY THE AIR CRASH VICTIM BY VIEWING THE WEBSITE:
http://www.Seattlepi.Com/Local/Mani01.Shtml ( Oh I get it. The silly bugger lawyer's writing the name backwards. Guess commas aren't his strong suit )

I HAVE CONTACTED YOU SO THAT I CAN PRESENT YOU AS A FAMILY MEMBER TO MR. THORGRIMSON ROBERT SINCE I COULD NOT LOCATE ONE YET. ( Hey, wait a minute, this article says he had children, and grandchidren. Are you trying to pull a fast one Nelson? And the plane went down 11 years ago. How hard have you beeen looking? ) THE PURPOSE FOR THAT IS TO ENABLE US WORK TOGETHER TO CLAIM THE FUND DEPOSITED BY MY DECEASED CLIENT WITH A BANK HERE, WHICH IS THE RISK OF BEING DECLARED UNCLAIMED SOONER THAN LATER IN CUSTODY OF A BANK ( It's been 11 years, what's the rush? ) .THE FUND IN QUESTION IS $15.6M USD. WHILE THE DEPOSIT REFERENCE IS: ACB/NIG/555/00 ( You are trying to pull a fast one. What did you do with the chidren and grandchidren? )

IF THIS PROPOSAL IS OKAY BY YOU, DO GET BACK TO ME ASAP TO ENABLE ME DISCLOSE FURTHER DETAILS CONCERNING THE TRANSACTION AS WELL AS DISCUSS THE MODALITIES FOR ITS EXECUTION. LET I NOT FORGET, I WILL BE OFFERING YOU 40% OF THE TOTAL FUND FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS VENTURE. ( 40%, I think not. How about you send me 90% and I won't mention that you misplaced the rightful heirs, although I'm sure I wasn't the only one to read the article. )
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU ( Probably not, really, given what I know. ) ,
BEST REGARDS,

BARR.NELSON MOMOH.  ( You, sir, are an evil, evil man. )

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Good evening Mr. Gold

From: Mr. Brian Gold
Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:32 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients: ( Since it's supposed to be just me, couldn't it at least be recipient? ) Subject: Your long overdue payment.

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (I.M.F)
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY ( SHOUTED WITH AUTHORITY )
Telephone Operator: + 44 702 403 7586.
Business Hours
Monday Friday: 8:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. (ET) ( 3:30 to 1:00 in England. Odd hours for the IMF ) .
Saturdays, Sundays, and holidays*: closed.
e-mail: imf-ng@hotmail.com ( HotMail must be very good, a lot of large international agencies use it )
ATTENTION:
This is to intimate ( Strangely enough, intimate works here - sort of ) you of a very important information ( Only one information? ) which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.
( Breathe Brian, that is one hell of a sentence )
I am Mr. Brian Gold the Financial Counsellor and Director Monetary and Capital Markets Department, (I.M.F). I'm a highly placed official ( Of course you are, I don't deal with lackeys ) of the International Monetary Fund (I.M.F).
It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondence on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe to Africa and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why i was appointed to handle your transaction here in United Kingdom. ( It must be amazing to hear him speak )
All Governmental and Non-Governmental parasites ( Governmental parasites - The Dept of Redundancy Dept. approves ) , NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with you of lately have been instructed to back off from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the I.M.F is now directly in charge of your payment ( I'm glad that you got to all of them, I was dreading having to make all those calls myself ) .
You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transfered to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. (  As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer.  ) Any action contrary to this instructions is at your own risk.This office is now responsible for your payment across Europe to Africa and Asia ( None of these are near where I am, does that matter? ) , we the I.M.F @ the global regulatory service hereby advise you to put a stop on further communication with your foreign partner's in any of this continent as mention above.
Your payment release will be handle from our office here in United Kingdom, so make sure you are ready to finalize the release of your payment before contacting us. ( And how exactly would I do that, since you do mind me asking, apparently? ) 
These Are The List of Five Names We Conducted There Transfer This Morning And It Was Successfull:
( It Is Not Necessary To Capitalize Every Word In The Sentence As If You Think It Makes Some Point )
* Mohammed Saheedi (United Arab Emirate)----National Bank of Abu Dhabi (UAE).
* Alex Schloomer (Switzerland)----Amtsersparniskasse Schwarzenbu Bank (Switz).
* Anita Babaman (Latvia)----Rigas Komercbanka Bank PLC (LAT).
* Rudoff Peterson (United State of America)----First National Bank And Trust Company (U.S.A).
* Suzuki Inhomotto Yamaha (Japan)----Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group (JAP).

If Your Name Is Among The List Of People Above,Which We Conducted There Transfer This Morning, Please Check Your Email For Your Wire Transfer Payment Confirmation Slip That Have Been Forwarded To Your Email This Morning And Confirm To Us If The Fund Has Reflected Into Your Nominated Bank Account As Provided Earlier. ( Please, Stop, You're Killing Me. Take A Breath. ) We Have Ten Names On Our Payment Schedule File On Record, If You Are Not On Our First Batch Then Be Patient Enough To Wait For The Second Five On Next To Transfer.

Respond to this e-mail (imf-ng@hotmail.com) with immediate effect ( Can I use delayed effect? I used the last of the immediate effect on the cat yesterday and I haven't been to the store yet today ) and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released to you.
Also it is very necessary and important that you send us an e-mail containing your vital informations as requested below so that you will be given an immediate response and directives on what to do next:
Full Names: ( Should this include frequently used aliases as well? )
Address:
City:
Zip/Postal Code:
State:
Country:
Present Occupation:
Company Owner:
Company Name:
Gender:
Age:
Reachable Tel#/Mob:..............*No Voice Mail Service* ( Sorry, I have to screen my calls, it's complicated )
Fax:
The rest of your data's needed for your fund transfer will be requested directly from your bank manager.
Best Regard's,
Mr. Brian Gold
Financial Counsellor and Director
Monetary and Capital Markets Department, IMF.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND. ( Hey, wait a minute. You never said the amount. How am I supposed to know to which misplaced African fortune this is in reference? )

COMPERCENTION ?

From: 2011 COMPERCENTION FROM UNITED NATIONS [mailto:registerd090@hotmail.com] ( What the hell is compercention? )Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 10:58 AM
To: registerd090@hotmail.com
Subject: United Nations Assisted Programs ( They need a spelling assistance program )

(registerd090 was so proud of his handiwork he sent it twice )

From: 2011 COMPERCENTION FROM UNITED NATIONS [mailto:registerd090@hotmail.com]
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 11:03 AM
To: registerd090@hotmail.com
Subject: United Nations Assisted Programs

United Nations Assisted Program
Directorate of International Payment
United Nations Liaison Office - Africa ( Africa, don't often hear from Africa and then bang, twice in five minutes )Fund Beneficiary:

This email is to notify you about the release of your outstanding payment which is truly $8.7 million. ( Truly, Truly? ) The Federal Government scheduled a time frame to settle all foreign debts which includes contract/Inheritance/Gambling/Lottery (Sponsored by Microsoft and UK National Lottery ( I think they're reading each other's mail over there in Africa ) ) and other international loans ( Pretty much covers everything ) . News had it that over the past, numerous individual(s) who happen to be impostors (claiming to be individuals, banks and organizations) ( unlike us claiming to be the United Nations ) are claiming to release numerous sums of fund via numerous ways ( No! Unscrupulous individuals on the Internet? Never! ) .

You have two options to receive your payment which is either a Pin Based ATM card or Certified Cashiers Check ( I think check. $8.7 million on an ATM card? Even if they let you take $1000 a day from the ATM, you're looking at almost 24 years before you get it all ) .

You are advised to select one out of the two options on how you wish to receive your $8.7 million. Your ATM card or Check/Bank Draft will be shipped via FedEx Shipping Company and would get to you within 2 to 3 working days at most ( You could mail a check, Fedex is overkill ) .

DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS ( No, you're sending me money remember?  ):

The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $125.99 ( I don't want the ATM card. I want a check. And how big is this ATM card that it costs $125 to ship? ) but because Fedex have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping as stated on their website: http://fedex.com/us/international/irc/profiles/irc_ng_profile.html?gtmcc=us#C10

We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping ( Bulk shipping, it's an ATM card, it'll fit in a wallet ) which makes the fees reduce from the actual $125.99 to $96.99 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort ( Oh, goody. A bargain ) ! You are advised to contact the dispatch officer responsible for the shipping of your Check or ATM card with the following information for shipping of your payment Check or ATM card.

And provide him with the following information:

FedEx Dispatching Officer: Mr James Brown
Email: unitednation07@live.com ( Does the UN not have an IT department. They always seem to rely on third party email )
DIRECT LINE:+2347033853259

Your full Name...
Your Address:................
Home/Cell Phone:....................
Preferred Payment Method (Check or ATM):..................

The dispatch officer will provide you with instructions on how you are to make payment of the $96.99 only for the shipping of your ATM card or Cashiers Check.

Remember that you are not paying any fees extra no matter what.. Once again note that the actual Fedex Retail Price: $125.99 Your Price (Because of our contract signed):$96.99 ($29.00 Savings!) ( Such a deal! ) .

Respectfully,

Amb. Mr James Brown ( I thought he was the Godfather of Soul, not to mention dead )
UN Envoy (Africa Region)

Giving spammers a bad name

From: private link [mailto:privatelink0002@att.net]
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 3:23 AM
To: undisclosed recipients: ( So, what else is new? )
Subject: Try to give this letter good understanding. ( I will )

Try to give this letter good understanding. ( Didn't I just say that I would. Chill out ) Dear Friend,     First of all i want you to give this latter good understanding  ( Enough already! )  if you can guarantee me from your own side, your trust, honesty, i will be able to work with you, i will appreciate if you can come down yourself ( Come down where? I'm picky about where I travel )  and see things for yourself before we can proceed and this will make things more clearer for us ( Just like that sentence ) . I am Mr.Dago Usman ( What an unfortunate name ) , an accountant with one of the bank here in (Ivory Coast) ( The one without a name, the bank that is ) I am writing in respect of a France Citizen ( Mr.Bouchout Geoffroy) been a customer here in our bank,dual citizen of France , who died  in a Plane crash on Monday 2ND September 1998 GMT 14:22 UK ( I would have sworn that plane SwissAir 111 crashed at 14:23 ) while they were flying from New York to Geneva ( In a strange coincidence there was a Geoffroy Bouchout of France on the plane as well. I wonder if they knew each other ).         Refer to the website below for more details. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/swissair.victims.list/index.html I wish to inform you that  late Mr.Bouchout Geoffroy left the sum of Eight million United States Dollars ($8million) here in our bank, ( That was 13 years ago, you still have it? ) I investigated this out during our last auditing as chief accountant, ( Do you take turns being chief? ) that is why i solicit your urgent ( Now you're in a hurry? ) assistance for this so that we should work together and get this fund transfer into your safe account and invest with this money in a tangible business there in your country. Based on the code of conduct in our work ( Do unto others, then run ) , we are not allowed to own or run a foreign account while still on service, ( If it was me playing with $8 million, I'd quit. Your little bank doesn't even have a name. How much can they be paying you? ) it was as a matter of this fact I decided to contact you ( I'm touched that you tought of me first ) so that you will stand as the fund beneficiary after we may agreed to work together and ask the bank to transfer this fund into your account. So my good friend ( Let's not rush things ), I want you to come and stand as the beneficiary to claim that money as a patina/beneficiary ( patina: a film or incrustation, usually green, produced by oxidation on the surface of old bronze and often esteemed as being of ornamental value. Hmm, not sure you have the right word there, Dago. And sorry, but I make it a point not to travel to third world African hell holes as a rule. Just a matter of policy )  So that this money will be transferred into your account and we will use this money and invest in your country or we will share the money fifty fifty after transferring it if you did not want both of us to have joint business. ( Yeah, the 50/50 no strings attached option sounds like the better deal, not that you don't sound like a shrewd businessman, but I prefer to work alone )  I have all the formalities to legalize it on your name.  Note that all the modalities of this transfer are RISK FREE ( Please explain how a white man in west Africa can do anything risk free? ) hence i am working with this bank. ( as opposed to some other bank? ) Upon your acceptance to assist me i will forward to you the legal procedures of how to effect the transfer into your account ,looking forward to hearing from you soonest ( It took you thirteen years, don't rush me. I'll take your request under advisement ). Best regards. Mr.Dago Usman.

Big TIme Operator

From: MR. JACK ZOLEMA [mailto:jzolema@hotmail.com] ( Working from Hotmail, so I know he's a big time operator )
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 6:50 AM
To: undisclosed recipients: ( Still no clue who he's taking to )
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL!!! ( !!! = SCREAMING Idiot )

I am Mr. Jack Zolema ( I knew that ) and I wish to present a business proposal to you. Please see the attached document for details.

( Contents of the PDF attachment )

Attention: Sir/Madam,

I am Mr. Jack Zolema ( No, really? I would have never guessed that ) , a director with one of the government parastatals in South Africa.  ( parastatal - a state-owned organization, esp in Africa - the Dept of Redundancy Dept is happy ) I want us to go into a mutually beneficial business that

needs your strict confidentiality and dedication. ( Sounds like I'm getting the legwork part, and I'll bet you're getting the bulk of the beneficial )

This business involves the transfer of a huge amount of money ( Of course it does, why else would you be writing ) from my

Country (South Africa).  It has very little liabilities and it is very safe. ( What else is new? ) The

fund to be transferred is Eighteen million United States Dollars

(US$18,000,000:00). ( Do any countries beside US, UK and EU have their own currency? )  It is generated from an over - invoiced contract ( Double billing? ) and

your job is basically to act as a sub-contractor to my department and get

this money out for us. ( See, I knew I was getting the legwork part ) For helping us ( Who is this us - you and me or you, unknown accomplices and me ) accomplish this you will get 20% of

the funds. ( Sorry even shares, 50/50 unless there are four of you )

Please, if you are interested kindly respond to this e-mail giving me your

full contact details, including your mobile telephone numbers ( I only have a land line, is that all right ? ) for elaborate

discussion ( If it's elaborate, then don't call collect. I won't accept the charges ) on the way forward.

I await your anticipated positive response to my private and confidential

email address; jzolema@aol.com ( Hotmail and AOL, this guy's real big time. Oh and where would I send a negative response - jzolema@hotmail.com ? )

Jack Zolema.