( Number 1 )
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:16:10 +0200
From: Grace Yee <binah@techunix.technion.ac.il> ( http://www.technion.ac.il/ - Oy! Chinese Jews. Who knew? )
Reply-to: graceyee@qatar.io (http://qatar.io - Cool. A place to get a fake email account from. Really. )
Subject: Emergency Email ( A female Chinese Jew living in Qatar. What sort of emergency could she be having? )
Deal worth US45,275,000.00.Interested? ( 45 Million - Yes, I'm interested )
( Brief, but cryptic )
#1: $45.275,000
Subtotal: $93,785,366.77 (Probably need to think about getting a bigger mattress)
( Number 2 - You are number 6 )
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2011
From: Mrs Gloria <mrs.gloria@rediffmail.com> ( http://www.rediffmail.com/ - From mysterious India )
Reply-To: mrsgloriamusa@yahoo.co.jp ( http://yahoo.co.jp/ in Japan )
Subject: From Mrs.Gloria Musa.
To: undisclosed recipients: ; ( Again with the secret names - and why recipients, isn't this just for me? )
From Mrs.Gloria Musa. ( Dept. of Redundancy Dept.)
Beloved,
Based on your good profile ( I prefer my left side, thank you ) i want to solicit for your help in fulfiling my wish , ( Commas throughout, clearly not a period piece ) i am Mrs. Gloria Musa. ( No, you're kidding, right ) 58yrs old widow from France, my husband and i worked with Tullow oil Cote d Ivoire ( http://www.tullowoil.com/ - Real Oil Company, lends credibility ) before he died seven years ago ( he hasn't worked a day since, I'll wager ), i am writting you this message via a computer lap top on my sick bed at the hospital were i am undergoing medical treatment i have been diagnosed of Endometrial cancer ( picked a nasty one ) unfortunatelly for me my doctor said i don't have any chance to survive except by a miracle i have spent a lot of money on medical treatment yet no improvement. ( I bet you're going to tell me your dying and you're just trying to soften the blow )
The reason why i am writting you this letter is because i want you to stand as beneficiary to the sum of my $ 2.5 Million (Two million five hundred thousand united states dollars ( for those innumerate ) i dont have any bilogical child of my own who will inherit this money neither do i have any adopted child ( So, let me get this straight. You have no children. Is that what your telling me? ) My relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness ( I know the feeling, mine drink all my booze ) and i cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them anymore. ( doing OK with the pain from the cancer though ) a i want to donate this money to support churches ( except I can't find any ) and evangelism ( no evangelists ) i also want to help children and orphanges in your country ( The little buggers here can go rot ) Donating this $ 2.5 Million dollars as charity is the only legacy i can leave behind after my death, help me to fulfil this goal before i die and please always remember to pray for me when i die ( See, I knew it ) my soul will rest in peace.
Pls they political crisis here in my country ( There's a lot of turmoil in Japanese India these days, in case you didn't know - Something about Kobe beef and Sacred cows) so i will like to transfer this money befor anything happing ( She must be fading, she's missing the keys ) to the money so if you are will willing to help me receive this money pls ( Oh No. She's lost her vowels ) i ( never mind, they're back ) will like you to contact me today.
Expecting to your message soonest.
Sincerlly,
Mrs.Gloria Musa.
Glotia's contribution: $2,500,000
New Total: $96,285,366.77
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Microsoft Rides Again
To: undisclosed-recipients:; ( My name isn't a secret )
From: Microsoft Award(mailto:anja@stofanet.dk) ( Denmark - Land of DHL, and Vietnamese Vikings )
Reply-to: Microsoft Award (daveandrea7@07168.cn) ( http://www.07168.cn/ Looks like Microsoft to me )
Subject: Your email has won you (£500,000.00 GBP)
( This looks surprisingly similar to A lottery present from Microsoft. Only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant. )
Microsoft Award Notification (You’ve won £500,000.00) in our NEW YEAR Promotional programmme tagged "THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING TO OUR FINANCIAL SUCCESS".Kindly send your details to this email: daveandrea7@07168.cn 1.FullName:...2.Address:...3.Occupation:..4.Age:..5.Sex:..
6.Nationality:..7.Tel:..Note: All replies and queries or questions concerning your claims should be sent to Dr.Dave Andrea.via Email:daveandrea7@07168.cn
Another $782,070.75 ( 785 G's -That's starting to look like petty cash )
Now serving #: $48,510,366.77
From: Microsoft Award(mailto:anja@stofanet.dk) ( Denmark - Land of DHL, and Vietnamese Vikings )
Reply-to: Microsoft Award (daveandrea7@07168.cn) ( http://www.07168.cn/ Looks like Microsoft to me )
Subject: Your email has won you (£500,000.00 GBP)
( This looks surprisingly similar to A lottery present from Microsoft. Only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant. )
Microsoft Award Notification (You’ve won £500,000.00) in our NEW YEAR Promotional programmme tagged "THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING TO OUR FINANCIAL SUCCESS".Kindly send your details to this email: daveandrea7@07168.cn 1.FullName:...2.Address:...3.Occupation:..4.Age:..5.Sex:..
6.Nationality:..7.Tel:..Note: All replies and queries or questions concerning your claims should be sent to Dr.Dave Andrea.via Email:daveandrea7@07168.cn
Another $782,070.75 ( 785 G's -That's starting to look like petty cash )
Now serving #: $48,510,366.77
Poor Rich Lady Jessica
From: "Lady Jessica Powell"<info@mail.com>
Subject: Please Indicate Interest:
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011
Greetings I am Lady Jessica, suffering from cancerous ailment.( Which prevents me from pressing the return key ) I was married to Sir Richard Powell an Englishman ( Really? I would have guessed Transylvanian ) who is now dead.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million British pounds with his bank here in UK. ( Had he been Transylvanian, dead wouldn't have stopped him. ) With God on your side,i want you to use the said funds for charity.( Because I can't find any legitimate charities to donate to. ) Contact me through my personal email address. Email:ladyjessicapowell@gmail.com Stay blessed.
Raise: $31,224,586.01
Ta Da: $78,952,882.03
Subject: Please Indicate Interest:
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011
Greetings I am Lady Jessica, suffering from cancerous ailment.( Which prevents me from pressing the return key ) I was married to Sir Richard Powell an Englishman ( Really? I would have guessed Transylvanian ) who is now dead.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million British pounds with his bank here in UK. ( Had he been Transylvanian, dead wouldn't have stopped him. ) With God on your side,i want you to use the said funds for charity.( Because I can't find any legitimate charities to donate to. ) Contact me through my personal email address. Email:ladyjessicapowell@gmail.com Stay blessed.
Raise: $31,224,586.01
Ta Da: $78,952,882.03
THE WILL HAS BEEN EXECUTED
To: undisclosed-recipients:; ( This is so secret, we can't even mention your name. )
Subject: "FUNDS READY FOR TRANSFER"
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2011
From: Barrister Alan Organ <info@chamber.org> ( http://www.chamber.org/ - Chamber of Commerce collective of some sort? )
Organization: Barrister Alan Organ Associate ( Only one? )Reply-To: balanorgan@hotmail.com ( Big time British Barrister with his own hotmail account. )
THE WILL HAS BEEN EXECUTED ( Shot, hanged and garroted )
Barristers' Chambers
ALAN ORGAN & ASSOCIATES
Address:33, Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England ( Google this address, the place is lousy with Barristers )
LONDON - UK.
Attention:Beneficiary, ( All these people leaving me money, but they still can't work out my name. )
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Eng. ( Eng? ) Gregory
Rims. I once again try ( "There is no try, only do" - Yoda ) to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. ( You don't know my name, no reason to expect you to know my address, so where did you send the letter? ) I hereby attempt ( See try above ) to reach you again by this same email
address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Gregory Rims made
you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million Dollars
($30,000.000.00 US Dollars) (Dept. of Redundancy Dept ) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his
WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. ( I'm sure, no really, I believe you )
Being a widely traveled man, he said he met you sometime in past or
simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good, I am not too sure again. Gregory Rims until his death
was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers and a German property magnate ( So was Hitler, sort of ) . He was a very
dedicated Christian who loved to give out aids to the poor,hungry and
needy. ( That doesn't sound very Christian. They're already pretty bad off. They probably don't need AIDS. ) His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life
time. Late Gregory Rims died on the 13th day of December,2008 at the
age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution after 3 years ( actually closer to two years, but let's not be picky ) and
thorough investigations. ( During which they failed to deduce my name and address )
According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical
activities ( Right, I'm famous for that. ) and to help the poor and the needy in our society. ( Now that they all have AIDS, they're my problem. Thanks a bunch ) Please if I
reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor ( See try and attempt above. ) to get back to me as soon as possible
to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. ( No distant time ? What does that mean? A far time ago, in a galaxy long long away...)
I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to
yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalized. ( Mums the woid. )
Yours in Service,
Barrister Alan Organ
Ka-Ching: $30,000,000.00
Drum roll please: $47,728,296.02
Subject: "FUNDS READY FOR TRANSFER"
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2011
From: Barrister Alan Organ <info@chamber.org> ( http://www.chamber.org/ - Chamber of Commerce collective of some sort? )
Organization: Barrister Alan Organ Associate ( Only one? )Reply-To: balanorgan@hotmail.com ( Big time British Barrister with his own hotmail account. )
THE WILL HAS BEEN EXECUTED ( Shot, hanged and garroted )
Barristers' Chambers
ALAN ORGAN & ASSOCIATES
Address:33, Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England ( Google this address, the place is lousy with Barristers )
LONDON - UK.
Attention:Beneficiary, ( All these people leaving me money, but they still can't work out my name. )
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Eng. ( Eng? ) Gregory
Rims. I once again try ( "There is no try, only do" - Yoda ) to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. ( You don't know my name, no reason to expect you to know my address, so where did you send the letter? ) I hereby attempt ( See try above ) to reach you again by this same email
address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Gregory Rims made
you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million Dollars
($30,000.000.00 US Dollars) (Dept. of Redundancy Dept ) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his
WILL.
This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. ( I'm sure, no really, I believe you )
Being a widely traveled man, he said he met you sometime in past or
simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good, I am not too sure again. Gregory Rims until his death
was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers and a German property magnate ( So was Hitler, sort of ) . He was a very
dedicated Christian who loved to give out aids to the poor,hungry and
needy. ( That doesn't sound very Christian. They're already pretty bad off. They probably don't need AIDS. ) His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life
time. Late Gregory Rims died on the 13th day of December,2008 at the
age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution after 3 years ( actually closer to two years, but let's not be picky ) and
thorough investigations. ( During which they failed to deduce my name and address )
According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical
activities ( Right, I'm famous for that. ) and to help the poor and the needy in our society. ( Now that they all have AIDS, they're my problem. Thanks a bunch ) Please if I
reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor ( See try and attempt above. ) to get back to me as soon as possible
to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. ( No distant time ? What does that mean? A far time ago, in a galaxy long long away...)
I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to
yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalized. ( Mums the woid. )
Yours in Service,
Barrister Alan Organ
Ka-Ching: $30,000,000.00
Drum roll please: $47,728,296.02
All together now!
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:10:13 -0200 (BRST)
Subject: Your Registered Lottery No 660965
From: "YAHOO MSN LIVE HOTMAIL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS" <info@yahoo.co.uk>
Reply-To: msnclaim2@live.com
Subject: Your Registered Lottery No 660965
From: "YAHOO MSN LIVE HOTMAIL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS" <info@yahoo.co.uk>
Reply-To: msnclaim2@live.com
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(Thanks for contributing to our Financial Success) ( Wasn't aware that I had. )
ATTENTION: Email LUCKY Account Owner ( Yoda, is that you? Email lucky account you have, hmmmmm )
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