Wednesday, January 12, 2011


To: undisclosed-recipients:; ( This is so secret, we can't even mention your name. )
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2011
From: Barrister Alan Organ <> ( - Chamber of Commerce collective of some sort? )
Organization: Barrister Alan Organ Associate ( Only one? )Reply-To: ( Big time British Barrister with his own hotmail account. )
THE WILL HAS BEEN EXECUTED ( Shot, hanged and garroted )

Barristers' Chambers
Address:33, Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England ( Google this address, the place is lousy with Barristers )

Attention:Beneficiary, ( All these people leaving me money, but they still can't work out my name. )
  On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Eng. ( Eng? ) Gregory
Rims. I once again try ( "There is no try, only do" - Yoda ) to notify you as my earlier letter was returned
undelivered. ( You don't know my name, no reason to expect you to know my address, so where did you send the letter? ) I hereby attempt ( See try above ) to reach you again by this same email
address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Gregory Rims made
you a beneficiary in his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million Dollars
($30,000.000.00 US Dollars) (Dept. of Redundancy Dept ) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. ( I'm sure, no really, I believe you )
Being a widely traveled man, he said he met you sometime in past or
simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good, I am not too sure again. Gregory Rims until his death
was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers and a German property magnate ( So was Hitler, sort of ) . He was a very
dedicated Christian who loved to give out aids to the poor,hungry and
needy. ( That doesn't sound very Christian. They're already pretty bad off. They probably don't need AIDS. ) His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life
time. Late  Gregory Rims died on the 13th day of December,2008 at the
age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution after 3 years ( actually closer to two years, but let's not be picky ) and
thorough investigations. ( During which they failed to deduce my name and address )

According to him, this money is to support your humanitarian/medical
activities ( Right, I'm famous for that. ) and to help the poor and the needy in our society. ( Now that they all have AIDS, they're my problem. Thanks a bunch ) Please if I
reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor ( See try and attempt above. ) to get back to me as soon as possible
to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. ( No distant time ? What does that mean? A far time ago, in a galaxy long long away...)
I await your prompt response and please keep this very discrete and to
yourself until the transfer of the funds to you is finalized. ( Mums the woid. )

Yours in Service,

Barrister Alan Organ

Ka-Ching: $30,000,000.00

Drum roll please: $47,728,296.02

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