Wednesday, January 12, 2011

All together now!

Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:10:13 -0200 (BRST)
Subject: Your Registered Lottery No 660965
From: "YAHOO MSN LIVE HOTMAIL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS" <
info@yahoo.co.uk>
Reply-To:
msnclaim2@live.com

FROM: THE DESK OF THE CLAIMS DIRECTOR,
YAHOO MSN LIVE HOTMAIL (Just about everyone except AOL) INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS / PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: YAHOO8/97789034679
BATCH: 05257297138 ( If you type in caps, it's much more impressive. )
Registered Lottery No 660965 ( If it's registered, it must be real, right? )
(Thanks for contributing to our Financial Success) ( Wasn't aware that I had. )

ATTENTION: Email LUCKY Account Owner ( Yoda, is that you? Email lucky account you have, hmmmmm )

We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address (We don't actually know what it is but don't let that stop you from answering.) has won the UK Sweepstakes International Programme ( Impressive name ).
Therefore you have been approve ( Would have preferred approved myself, but that's just me. ) for a lump sum payout (£100,000,00 Pounds ) ( or £10,000,000 with the commas in the right places ) in the
Uk Sweepstakes International Program (So impressive in fact, I'll say it again) held on 30th December  and release 6th January 2011 (Hold and release, is that like catch and release).
Your e-mail ID emerged as one of the winners in the 1st category.
Please fill the form below and send it to our payment department with the contact given below.
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(REMMITANCE DIRECTOR)
NAME: MR. WEST NEWTON
EMAIL: msnclaim2@live.com ( Don't you think a big organization like the UK Sweepstakes International Programme could afford 7 bucks a month at Godaddy for their own email address ? )
Tel:   +4470457 77491

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To View Some Of Our Past Lucky Winner Click:

http://img.timeinc.net/TFK/media/news/2006a/060222_lottery_hor.jpg (Time magazine photo of winners sharing a powerball payout in 2006 - $365,000,000 Split by Nebraska winners - Feb 2006 )

Please note that all winning must be claim not later than 30th of DECEMBER
2010 (Mind you they sent this on Jan 7, 2011 and they didn't draw it until the 30th, so I have to go back in time to claim it before I win - do I have that right? Maybe I can borrow the time machine from the United Nations. )

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM ( Looks official enough to me )

1 Full Name:
2 Full Address:
3 Status:
4 Occupation:
5 Phone Number:
6 Country:

Yours faithfully,

Mrs.Sherrell Barber (Zonal Coordinator)
YAHOO MSN HOTMAIL PROMOTIONS ( Where'd LIVE go? )

This time I won $15,559,410
New Total: $17,728,296.02

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