( Number 1 )
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:16:10 +0200
From: Grace Yee <binah@techunix.technion.ac.il> ( http://www.technion.ac.il/ - Oy! Chinese Jews. Who knew? )
Reply-to: graceyee@qatar.io (http://qatar.io - Cool. A place to get a fake email account from. Really. )
Subject: Emergency Email ( A female Chinese Jew living in Qatar. What sort of emergency could she be having? )
Deal worth US45,275,000.00.Interested? ( 45 Million - Yes, I'm interested )
( Brief, but cryptic )
#1: $45.275,000
Subtotal: $93,785,366.77 (Probably need to think about getting a bigger mattress)
( Number 2 - You are number 6 )
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2011
From: Mrs Gloria <mrs.gloria@rediffmail.com> ( http://www.rediffmail.com/ - From mysterious India )
Reply-To: mrsgloriamusa@yahoo.co.jp ( http://yahoo.co.jp/ in Japan )
Subject: From Mrs.Gloria Musa.
To: undisclosed recipients: ; ( Again with the secret names - and why recipients, isn't this just for me? )
From Mrs.Gloria Musa. ( Dept. of Redundancy Dept.)
Beloved,
Based on your good profile ( I prefer my left side, thank you ) i want to solicit for your help in fulfiling my wish , ( Commas throughout, clearly not a period piece ) i am Mrs. Gloria Musa. ( No, you're kidding, right ) 58yrs old widow from France, my husband and i worked with Tullow oil Cote d Ivoire ( http://www.tullowoil.com/ - Real Oil Company, lends credibility ) before he died seven years ago ( he hasn't worked a day since, I'll wager ), i am writting you this message via a computer lap top on my sick bed at the hospital were i am undergoing medical treatment i have been diagnosed of Endometrial cancer ( picked a nasty one ) unfortunatelly for me my doctor said i don't have any chance to survive except by a miracle i have spent a lot of money on medical treatment yet no improvement. ( I bet you're going to tell me your dying and you're just trying to soften the blow )
The reason why i am writting you this letter is because i want you to stand as beneficiary to the sum of my $ 2.5 Million (Two million five hundred thousand united states dollars ( for those innumerate ) i dont have any bilogical child of my own who will inherit this money neither do i have any adopted child ( So, let me get this straight. You have no children. Is that what your telling me? ) My relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness ( I know the feeling, mine drink all my booze ) and i cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them anymore. ( doing OK with the pain from the cancer though ) a i want to donate this money to support churches ( except I can't find any ) and evangelism ( no evangelists ) i also want to help children and orphanges in your country ( The little buggers here can go rot ) Donating this $ 2.5 Million dollars as charity is the only legacy i can leave behind after my death, help me to fulfil this goal before i die and please always remember to pray for me when i die ( See, I knew it ) my soul will rest in peace.
Pls they political crisis here in my country ( There's a lot of turmoil in Japanese India these days, in case you didn't know - Something about Kobe beef and Sacred cows) so i will like to transfer this money befor anything happing ( She must be fading, she's missing the keys ) to the money so if you are will willing to help me receive this money pls ( Oh No. She's lost her vowels ) i ( never mind, they're back ) will like you to contact me today.
Expecting to your message soonest.
Sincerlly,
Mrs.Gloria Musa.
Glotia's contribution: $2,500,000
New Total: $96,285,366.77
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