Thursday, January 13, 2011

All for the low, low price of $55.00

From: Secretary Edwin Williams [] ( No one can afford their own email address )
Sent: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:40 PM
To: undisclosed recipients: ( Boring )
Subject: YOUR WESTERN UNION PAYMENT CALL TO CONFIRM @ +229-98679197 ( Benin again. Oh, that's why <- safe link )
ATTN:BENEFICIARY ( Dear Whatisname )I Am Edwin Williams, secretary to Dr. Timothy Hanson. I'm writing to let you know about your conpensation ( CONpensation - Freudian slip? ) fund $1.8 Million, us dollar that my boss issued on your name before he travelled out for his business purpose. ( Glad he had time to do it before he left. I'd hate to be left waiting ) Before he travels out he instructed me to send you the total money through Western Union Money Transfer ( All major business and government transactions take place through Wertern Union. It's a little known fact. )  because it will be less expensive and reliable ( A cashiers check or negotiable bearer bonds would be more reliable and nearly free) for you to be receiving your daily $7000 dollar until you receive your total money completely ( This is going to take eight and a half months ) .

Meanwhile, the manager stated yesterday that, the director, administrator trust funds have already signed and approved your payment, which you will be receiving your payment 7000.00 Us Dollars daily immediately you sent them their transfer charge of $55 and it will serve as confirmation of your file payment from the office in charge. ( See, a check wouldn't have cost $55 )
So you are to contact them on below information

Vital Finance Bank Western Union Department.
Location Address; Plot 1261, Adeola Hopewell Street CO/B/REP, ( Googling the address brought me here <- safe link )

Contact Person: Mr Chris Mike.
Tele phone Number: +229-986-79197.
Email Address: ( ) ( Yet another free email service )
Be advise that the $55 is a compulsory as they told me that is the only money you will pay until you receive your payment completely ( Of course it is )  .So confirm your details to avoid any hitches in receiving your full payments.

This is what they need from you Receiver'
Test question:::::::: ( If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? )

Answer::::::::::::::: ( Bob - no one would ever guess Bob )
( and of course $55 )
Also do let me know immediately they have started sending you your money, but try to comply with them to enable them serve you better.Thank,Secretary Edwin Williams,


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