Wednesday, January 12, 2011

That's a big box

Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2011
From: Jack Zellman <> ( USA )
Reply-To: ( USA )
To: undisclosed recipients: ; ( May I speak for all of us? )

Mr. Jack Zellman
INSPECTION UNIT ( Very Important Organization )

Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.


I am Jack Zellman Director Inspection Unit United Nations  Inspection Agent in Heartfield ( You cover two airports? ) International Airport Atlanta Georgia ( His name badge must weigh a ton ) . During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from United Kingdom under iship forwarder was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta and when scanned ( It was much easier for us to haul them off to an industrial size cat scanner to see what was in them rather than opening them up and having a look ) it revealed an undisclosed sum of money ( might also just  be stacks of note paper ) in a Metal  Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg each. ( Oh, so that's where my two 250 pound boxes of money got off to. I was wondering why they weren't in the fridge ) The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money  ( You seem surprised that someone smuggling money didn't own up to it ) rather it was declared as  personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees. ( Non Inspection Fee - Is that like a bribe? )
On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more that $3 to $4M  each ( According to the U.S. Treasury, "In $100 bills, the weight of $1 million is about 22 pounds." [that's 10 kg.]. We'd know how much money was in them if we could just work up the nerve to open them )
and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a registered shipping Company, Courier Dispatch Service Limited a division of Tran guard LTD ( You're starting to give too much information ) . The Consignment they are two metal box ( Whatsa a matter for you ) with weight of about 110kg each (Internal dimension:  W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately, ( 60 by 160 by 75 would be approximately )
The details of the consignment including your name the official document from United Nation office in London are tagged on the Metal Trunk box ( Then send them back to me, what's the problem here? The UN and their time machine. Damn, that's how they got them out of the fridge ).
Provide your Phone Number full address, to cross check if it corresponds with the the address on the official document including the name of nearest Airport ( Look on the damn tag, you should be able to work the airport out on your own ) around and other details. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery.
All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 3-6 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But i must get assurance from you concerning my 50% before i will proceed. ( You want half my money - for what? I can spot you a finders fee, but half, that's ridiculous )
I want us to transact this business and share the money,since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away ( They're known to do that. ) .I will pay for the Non inspection fee ( Who do you have to bribe? ) and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once we are through i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it by myself  ( That's probably the best thing, an armored car would attract attention. My neighborhood's a little seedy. ) to avoid any more trouble. But i will share it 50% to you and 50% to me. But you have to assure me of my 50% ( We'll talk about that when you get here. ).
Below are my direct telephone numbers and i wait to hear from you.
Jack Zellman

( Dumbass - you forgot the phone numbers - great )
$4,000,0000 more or less

Total: $137,685,366.77 more or less

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