Wednesday, January 12, 2011

French Misteek

Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2011 
From:  ( - A french school )
Subject: From: Beraud Alain (2010/SLE/TC) ( Impressive abbreviations - meaningless, but impressive )
Reply-to: ( Hong Kong? )

DRAW NO: 2010/SLE/TC ( Oh I get it. They couldn't think of a name for their lottery so they threw some letters together and hoped no one would notice )Attn: Winner, ( I'm getting sick of this. I have a name you know )Your custom pin based ATM card of USD USD$954,000.00 United state dollars ( Redundant redundancy ) has been deposited with TNT Express Delivery Services here in West Africa.  ( I thought you were at A french school in Marseilles near Hong Kong, how the hell did you end up in West Africa ) I have waited enough to hear from you ( Don't get snippy, this is the first I've heard of this ) concerning the result of Toyota Motors World Wide Lottery Promotion held on the 10th of January 2011 ( That was only yesterday, you guys work fast ) as part of our program to Launch our multi million dollar office
that was commissioned in West Africa.

The delivery charges and insurance coverage fee has been taken care of by the promotion company ( wasn't that nice of them ) , except the Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release
Order on your behalf which will cost you $245 only nothing more and no  hidden fees as everything has been taken care of by the promotion including custom paper duty. ( except for the $245 )You are advised to contact the TNT Courier Service with below niceties via email for re-confirmation to avoid wrong delivery. ( You'll just take my word that I'm me? No ID, no verification, documentation, nothing? )[1.] FULL NAME:  [2.] DELIVERY ADDRESS:

TEL: + (234) 805 597 0863

On contacting Mr. Larry Micheal of TNT Courier Service with your details your files would be updated and they will furnish you with payment advice in which you will use in paying the
$245 via Micro-cash ( Micro cash ?  Must take forever ) transfers for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order.

We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your USD$954,000.00 United States Dollars ( USD, $ or United States Dollars, you only need one ) to be 100% risk free. ( except for the $245 part, we've just never been able to get past the stumbling block )Thanks and hope to read from you soon. ( Makes an odd kind of sense, If I called they'd be expecting to hear from me. )Best Regards
Mr.Beraud Alain
Event Manager.

Chump Change: $954,000.00

Currently at: $97,235,366.77

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