From: MR. JACK ZOLEMA [mailto:jzolema@hotmail.com] ( Working from Hotmail, so I know he's a big time operator )
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 6:50 AM
To: undisclosed recipients: ( Still no clue who he's taking to )
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL!!! ( !!! = SCREAMING Idiot )
Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 6:50 AM
To: undisclosed recipients: ( Still no clue who he's taking to )
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL!!! ( !!! = SCREAMING Idiot )
I am Mr. Jack Zolema ( I knew that ) and I wish to present a business proposal to you. Please see the attached document for details. |
( Contents of the PDF attachment )
Attention: Sir/Madam,
I am Mr. Jack Zolema ( No, really? I would have never guessed that ) , a director with one of the government parastatals in South Africa. ( parastatal - a state-owned organization, esp in Africa - the Dept of Redundancy Dept is happy ) I want us to go into a mutually beneficial business that
needs your strict confidentiality and dedication. ( Sounds like I'm getting the legwork part, and I'll bet you're getting the bulk of the beneficial )
This business involves the transfer of a huge amount of money ( Of course it does, why else would you be writing ) from my
Country (South Africa). It has very little liabilities and it is very safe. ( What else is new? ) The
fund to be transferred is Eighteen million United States Dollars
(US$18,000,000:00). ( Do any countries beside US, UK and EU have their own currency? ) It is generated from an over - invoiced contract ( Double billing? ) and
your job is basically to act as a sub-contractor to my department and get
this money out for us. ( See, I knew I was getting the legwork part ) For helping us ( Who is this us - you and me or you, unknown accomplices and me ) accomplish this you will get 20% of
the funds. ( Sorry even shares, 50/50 unless there are four of you )
Please, if you are interested kindly respond to this e-mail giving me your
full contact details, including your mobile telephone numbers ( I only have a land line, is that all right ? ) for elaborate
discussion ( If it's elaborate, then don't call collect. I won't accept the charges ) on the way forward.
I await your anticipated positive response to my private and confidential
email address; jzolema@aol.com ( Hotmail and AOL, this guy's real big time. Oh and where would I send a negative response - jzolema@hotmail.com ? )
Jack Zolema.
3 comments:
That's funny. I just got the same letter. Jack Zolema is a plausibly South African name, though ...
Most of the names are real. They just cut and paste them from other sites. He doesn't have any money for you, don't send him any either.
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